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[Jul. 9th, 2008|10:34 pm] |
THE 10 RULES OF WARPED TOUR:
Written by ME, because I've been enough to know what NOT to do.
1.) Don't be a jerkoff and wear a hoodie, unless it's raining. The reason you shouldn't wear a hoodie is because normally it's like 100 fucking degrees in VA Beach for Warped and if you wear a hoodie, I swear to God more people than just Chelsea, Courtney, and I will make fun of you or throw things at you.
2.) Wear shoes that cover your ankles. NEVER EVER EVER wear shoes that leave your ankles exposed in a mosh pit. You end up with permanent scars, like me. Some dude stepped on the back of my foot first year I went to Warped and I have permanent scarring.
3.) DON'T WEAR A SKIRT! Especially if you decide you want to go commando. People will find ways to look at your vagina. I promise you that. Even if you think you're safe.
4.) Never take your top off, no matter how cute you may think some dude in some band is. It isn't worth it.
5.) If you're a girl, wear a bikini top. If you're a guy, go shirtless. It'll probably be pretty hot and overheating sucks dick, and Gatorades are normally like $4.
6.) Never pack too many bands into your schedule. You'll end up really disappointed because you won't see them all. Just go see the ones you really want to see and give yourself some time in between to rest.
7.) Bring a buddy. Getting lost in a crowd sucks if you can't get out, but your buddy will come find you if you're lost.... and they're a good friend. Haha.
8.) Bring a backpack that closes tight. NO MESSENGER BAGS OR ZIP BACKPACKS. PEOPLE WILL STEAL YOUR SHIT. Get one of those sports bags that closes at the top like a vagina and sits tight on your back. I took one of those last year and it was perfect. I plan to take it again.
9.) Always have a place to reconvene. By the bathrooms is a really good place. Nothing sucks worse than when you lose your friends and miss a few bands because you were too much of a dipshit to stay with them.
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10.) Write down your schedule on a piece of paper that is always near you. Never on your arms or anything. If you get in the pit, or play on the water slide, then your schedule is GONE. It's not good.
Thought I should write this all down for you preppy n00bs that have decided to grace us with your awful presence. (: |
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